Habyarpbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish wombat.

Habyarpbin created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habyarpbin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habyarpbin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Habyarpbin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Habyarpbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.