Gilmifsad Funingbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful naga.

Gilmifsad Funingbop created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilmifsad Funingbop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gilmifsad Funingbop, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gilmifsad Funingbop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gilmifsad Funingbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Always take life seriously.