Huggupkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful crow.

Huggupkar created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggupkar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Huggupkar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Huggupkar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Huggupkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not take Huggupkar's name in vain.