Huggupkar is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, blissful
crow.
Huggupkar created Asia five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Huggupkar, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Huggupkar, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Huggupkar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Huggupkar's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
2. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Never think about solid mechanics.
5. Do not take Huggupkar's name in vain.