Flygatdim is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking
gerbil.
Flygatdim created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Flygatdim, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Flygatdim, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Flygatdim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Flygatdim's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Always treat gulls with great respect.
3. Never feed lots of oranges to dolphins while wearing yellow jumpers.
4. Flygatdim loves ducks, so they must be respected.
5. Never pour water over plants.