Hitfossnill is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful mongoose.

Hitfossnill created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitfossnill, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitfossnill, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hitfossnill's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hitfossnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed lemons to grasshopers while wearing red ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of peas to shrews while wearing orange shoes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.