Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthinking bee.

Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hasqueegcib Rawhitgab.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.