Rippogfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty crocodile.

Rippogfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Rippogfoss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rippogfoss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rippogfoss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rippogfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.