Tomdadyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, moody snake.

Tomdadyik created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdadyik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomdadyik, she will not care.

Tomdadyik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tomdadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Always obey Tomdadyik's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.