Dityogfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy eagle.

Dityogfarn created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dityogfarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dityogfarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dityogfarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dityogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs violet.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Dityogfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.