Hubstafgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous bear.

Hubstafgid created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubstafgid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubstafgid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hubstafgid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hubstafgid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hubstafgid on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never mark doors with red.