Rigfitkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able gerbil.

Rigfitkab created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigfitkab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigfitkab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rigfitkab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rigfitkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Rigfitkab.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing orange corsets and balancing four carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your back.