Jinnelbidstip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective wren.

Jinnelbidstip created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinnelbidstip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinnelbidstip, it will strike you with lightening.

Jinnelbidstip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jinnelbidstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jinnelbidstip three times a day.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.