Nuttwodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable deer.

Nuttwodsug created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwodsug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttwodsug, she will turn you into a rat.

Nuttwodsug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nuttwodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the west.