Hinflagafdosslapweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful octopus.

Hinflagafdosslapweg created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinflagafdosslapweg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinflagafdosslapweg, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hinflagafdosslapweg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hinflagafdosslapweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never wear brown shirts.

4. You must pray to Hinflagafdosslapweg three times a day.

5. Never feed oranges to squirrels while wearing black boots.