Matnulhin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm guinea pig.

Matnulhin created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Matnulhin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matnulhin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Matnulhin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Matnulhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not take Matnulhin's name in vain.