Sanbasspad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless lizard.

Sanbasspad created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbasspad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sanbasspad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sanbasspad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sanbasspad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured foxes.