Nellfomfid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous capybara.

Nellfomfid created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfomfid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nellfomfid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nellfomfid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nellfomfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.