Bopyakpopwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident raven.

Bopyakpopwap created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bopyakpopwap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopyakpopwap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bopyakpopwap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bopyakpopwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never sit near porpoises.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.