Parkzag Dodnullib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong shark.

Parkzag Dodnullib created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkzag Dodnullib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Parkzag Dodnullib, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Parkzag Dodnullib's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Parkzag Dodnullib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Parkzag Dodnullib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.