Rakzagsat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciless salamander.

Rakzagsat created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakzagsat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rakzagsat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakzagsat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rakzagsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.