Cincamkip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving gnu.

Cincamkip created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincamkip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cincamkip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cincamkip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cincamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing blue ear rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Never jump near otters.