Lathubcip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful elephant.

Lathubcip created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathubcip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lathubcip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lathubcip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lathubcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.