Ripbimhun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid toad.

Ripbimhun created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbimhun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ripbimhun, she will turn you into a slug.

Ripbimhun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ripbimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.