Fedjiptar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless slug.

Fedjiptar created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fedjiptar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fedjiptar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fedjiptar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fedjiptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fedjiptar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.