Gancussat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent monkey.

Gancussat created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gancussat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gancussat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gancussat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gancussat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Worship no other gods but Gancussat.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.