Saknabfodpibyokmatdum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous wombat.

Saknabfodpibyokmatdum created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Saknabfodpibyokmatdum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Saknabfodpibyokmatdum, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Saknabfodpibyokmatdum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Saknabfodpibyokmatdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing blue coats and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into orange rooms.