Satdisspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever shrew.

Satdisspag created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satdisspag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satdisspag, he will send you a sign.

Satdisspag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Satdisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Satdisspag's name in vain.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about nebulae.