Vedgubgud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying goose.

Vedgubgud created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgubgud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vedgubgud, it will come to you in dreams.

Vedgubgud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vedgubgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.