Gofbemnart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive pigeon.

Gofbemnart created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofbemnart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gofbemnart, it will turn you into a snail.

Gofbemnart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gofbemnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing orange trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Never stain your face with black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.