Bindiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy shrew.

Bindiss created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bindiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bindiss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bindiss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.