Lidcanrill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful badger.

Lidcanrill created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcanrill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidcanrill, she will not invite you to parties.

Lidcanrill's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lidcanrill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry whales.