Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart tortoise.

Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis.

4. You must love Fatcadlanpangbiglarnflis.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.