Bifrullip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent grasshopper.

Bifrullip created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifrullip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifrullip, it will not care.

Bifrullip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bifrullip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Never cross forests at midday.

3. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

4. Never stain your head with brown.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.