Binyatmegdot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced grasshopper.

Binyatmegdot created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binyatmegdot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binyatmegdot, it will turn you into a slug.

Binyatmegdot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Binyatmegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to swans while wearing green shirts.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.