Wabcibyam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing swan.

Wabcibyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcibyam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabcibyam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wabcibyam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wabcibyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.