Fitsugbid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong dove.

Fitsugbid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitsugbid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitsugbid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fitsugbid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fitsugbid's Holy Commandments

1. Fitsugbid loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.