Honzedkam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring snake.

Honzedkam created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honzedkam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honzedkam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Honzedkam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Honzedkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Put Honzedkam first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Honzedkam.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.