Nurtafpidlibnillspag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud fly.

Nurtafpidlibnillspag created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtafpidlibnillspag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtafpidlibnillspag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nurtafpidlibnillspag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nurtafpidlibnillspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Nurtafpidlibnillspag loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed lots of melons to goats while wearing orange rings.