Satbutfut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate turtle.

Satbutfut created life four years ago.

If you believe in Satbutfut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satbutfut, she will ignore you.

Satbutfut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Satbutfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Satbutfut three times a day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never chant in holy places.