Quafgidomin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful fairy.

Quafgidomin created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgidomin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quafgidomin, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quafgidomin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quafgidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from purple gulls for they are unholy.