Hivkom Fetdodzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring human.

Hivkom Fetdodzag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hivkom Fetdodzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivkom Fetdodzag, she will turn you into a rock.

Hivkom Fetdodzag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivkom Fetdodzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. You must love Hivkom Fetdodzag.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.