Bamstigrow is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic lion.

Bamstigrow created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamstigrow, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bamstigrow, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bamstigrow's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bamstigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed figs to foxes while wearing red ear rings.

5. Do not take Bamstigrow's name in vain.