Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating scorpion.

Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always obey Midapphudfadcubyok Jabkanpod's priests.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

5. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.