Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless camel.

Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hendavril Bedmonnurtgidstipflantikduss Bugfossjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back brown.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never run in the presence of moths.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not drink alcohol.