Febbedgov is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing goose.

Febbedgov created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbedgov, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febbedgov, he will ignore you.

Febbedgov's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Febbedgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Always obey Febbedgov's priests.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.