Lagminren is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced badger.

Lagminren created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagminren, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lagminren, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lagminren's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lagminren's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Lagminren on top of all buildings.

5. Lagminren loves doves, so they must be honoured.