Linsomaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise mole.

Linsomaf created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linsomaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linsomaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Linsomaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Linsomaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linsomaf.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Always obey Linsomaf's priests.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about galaxies.