Mitvagomin Lanbatfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional deer.

Mitvagomin Lanbatfad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitvagomin Lanbatfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mitvagomin Lanbatfad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mitvagomin Lanbatfad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mitvagomin Lanbatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Mitvagomin Lanbatfad's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.