Betkadnell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable wyvern.

Betkadnell created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betkadnell, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betkadnell, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Betkadnell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Betkadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Betkadnell in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Always remove shirts before touching titanium.

5. Betkadnell must be the most important thing in your life.