Sityatfen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, generous hummingbird.

Sityatfen created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sityatfen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sityatfen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sityatfen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sityatfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Run away if nine cats approach from the west.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing green jumpers and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.