Libvoljincin Kanbogceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow coyote.

Libvoljincin Kanbogceb created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libvoljincin Kanbogceb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libvoljincin Kanbogceb, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Libvoljincin Kanbogceb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Libvoljincin Kanbogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear shoes marked with mauve.