Libvoljincin Kanbogceb is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, slow
coyote.
Libvoljincin Kanbogceb created silver seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libvoljincin Kanbogceb, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Libvoljincin Kanbogceb, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Libvoljincin Kanbogceb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Libvoljincin Kanbogceb's Holy Commandments1. Never cross rivers at midday.
2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not wear shoes marked with mauve.