Fumtadnell is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish naga.

Fumtadnell created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumtadnell, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumtadnell, he will not care.

Fumtadnell's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fumtadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fumtadnell.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Fumtadnell on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.