Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful penguin.

Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid, it will send you a sign.

Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sincimlabdut Pingenlit Tityattlid on top of all buildings.