Yatlagtom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless tapir.

Yatlagtom created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatlagtom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatlagtom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yatlagtom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yatlagtom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yatlagtom on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yatlagtom.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.