Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest spider.

Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot, it will manifest in front of you.

Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. You must pray to Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot five times a day.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arpgamlarpxuclegwipzakmot.