Parkdutnartfun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet gorilla.

Parkdutnartfun created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkdutnartfun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkdutnartfun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Parkdutnartfun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Parkdutnartfun's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your legs blue.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not stand on grass.